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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's funnier then 33? actually there's a plenty of things, just have to think about it

Do you know the muffin man? No

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

ahem what? what. oh I thought you said something

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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