- Anti Joke

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

Do you know the muffin man? No

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You're a virgin.

knock knock, Whos there ?? Johnny. Come in fish.

knock knock no ones home

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the most direct path to his destination.

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

What happened as a result of the bitter terrorist attack? The president began to devise a plan to help the abused child

A woman buys a man a Valentine's Day present.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

What did the psycho killer order for dessert? Ice Cream.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

What does the Fawkes say? "Remember, remember, the 5th of November..."

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why did the bus crash? What, you were expecting an answer? I was asking you

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.