- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

Bob: Why did the chicken cross the road? Angus: To get to the other side... Bob: No. Chickens are unaware of the dangers of the road, and it was ignorant of the oncoming traffic during it's aimless wandering.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? Nothing, fish can't talk and it died on impact.

Why did the blonde blow up? She ate a bomb.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

Whats fast, dead and make of CGI. Paul Walker

Q: What's blue and smells like grass? A: Blue grass.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

roses are red violets should be purple

10 people walk into a bar. 6 hours later, 3 more people walk into the bar. There are now 12 people in the bar, and one corpse in the dumpster out back.

LIFE :(

Cut off your fingers and lose weight fast!!!

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

whats the difference between a black man and a terd ? one is a black man the other is a terd

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

whats brown and sticky? shit

An Asian man fails a math test

why did the plumber start to cry? his family died

Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

yo mama so ugly she made a happy meal frown.

the fat lady said that it runs in the family im pretty sure nothing RUNS in her family

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