what did the horse say to the bartender? why the short face?

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? She didn't, women belong in the kitchen.

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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what can you give to a millionaire to make him happy? sex

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Hey. I have to ask you a serious question. Okay. what? You can only answer with yes or no. Okay what is it? Do your parents know your gay? .....

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*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

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What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

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i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

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How would you punish Helen Keller? Make her read a basketball.

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Why has the suicide in dentists decreased? -Due to the fact that being a dentist makes suicide redundant!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

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God saw himself. Finally, proof.

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Knock Knock (No response) Knock knock (No response)

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r u smart..... or ur black

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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What did the Black man get after a month's worth of manual labour? A reasonable wage, that was above the national minimum wage standard which states his and everyones right to a certain amount of money

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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