A man became infected with Staphylococcal Food Poisoning. The doctor said, "You only have 24 hours to live." He died 24 hours later.

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a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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what did the cow say to the chicken Hey im ralston tyler

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What did the black man do with the white mans stolen bike? He returned it after finding it outside a local shopping mall.

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Timothy started school at an elementary and was in the fourth grade. His teacher was Ms Bradshaw, and he liked his class. One day as he was going into class, Ms Bradshaw asked everybody, "what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?" Timothy raised his hand and said "the holocaust." The teacher went to her desk and pulled out a desert eagle and shot Timothy five times in the face and raped his dead body

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

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How many people live in China? At least ten.

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If a tree falls in a forest and only one women is there to hear it, does i make a sound? Trick question: there's no forests in kitchens.

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How do you get black children to stop jumping on the bed? Tell them it's not allowed and that consequences will ensue if the rules are not followed.

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What did the fish say when it hit the big stone wall? DAM

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How many ADD teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? Most likely only one. With advances in modern medicine, adolescents are experiencing large improvements in their abilities to focus on things from schoolwork to lightbulb changing!

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if life thows you lemons ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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whos the biggest oaf................................ coasta

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What goes in your mouth long and hard, and comes out soft and sticky? A stick of bubblegum.

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What did the grape do after it was stepped on? Nothing, as it was incapacitated, and even under normal circumstances, it would be incapable of performing any voluntary actions as it is only a grape.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says "i have aids."

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Q:What do you get when you mix a tiger and a panda? A:nothing, its impossible

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penis

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How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

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what does a chair look like? a chair.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What's under the first mate? The second mate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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