What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him, "Why the long face?" The horse did not reply, because horses cannot talk.

A father was angry at his daughter's boyfriend because he took her virginity. The boyfriend said he was ashamed that he never told her he has AIDS.

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, "How do you get to the other side?" "You are on the other side," the other blonde yells back.

I <3 Hitler

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

Last night I had the strangest dream. I was eating a big marshmallow and when I woke up this morning I had appendicitus

You're mother is so retarded that I probably shouldn't be making fun of her because it would be considered discriminatory.

knock knock come in!

What do you call a black man about to jump off a cliff? Suicidal

why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

what did the old lady die of old age...

why doesnt jesus play hockey? he got nailed to the boards

kieran scott peels his off his foreskin while he watches hentai porn then he eats it afterwards, he is also on roids

Why did the girl fall off her bike? I threw a ball at her.

You're Mother's so fat, she sat on a chair, and it broke.

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

Want to hear a joke? Me neither.

If a little boy teleported to mars how fast would he get there? Little boys are incapable of breaking down their molecular structure in order to send their individual particles faster than the speed of light in any given direction. Thus this question is illogical and can not be answered.

What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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