- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

Why did the chicken crossed yo mama? Because your moms a man and your birth certificate was an apology letter from the condom factory.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? Dr. Jeremy Brown, I have your results from the blood test. It's good news they came back negative. Hooray.

A 2 lb ball and a 10 lb ball are dropped at the same time. Which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground first. Go ahead and try it. Go on. Now. If you are still reading you really want to know if anything else is going to happen. Well nothing exciting. Just a potato. 0 looks like a potato

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head under water until water gets into her lungs and she cant breathe.

How many anti-jokes does it take to change a light bulb? Since anti-jokes are not concrete objects, any change would have to occur metaphorically or abstractly. The number of anti-jokes required would then be irrelevant.

In the weeks following the original release of Die Hard, reports sprung up across the nation of impressionable boys overdosing while masturbating.

doctor doctor i have been having a sore head recently . doctor : have you hurt your head yes

look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Knock, knock. Come in.

What was Billy for Halloween? A pirate

I like my wine just like how I like my woman 5 years old and in my basement.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the gorcery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons."

Roses are red, my name is not Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave.

What did Obama say to Hilary? Will you be my secretary of state?

Women's rights

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

why did the chicken cross the road? Why not?

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