Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had been used as an ingredient in kung pow chicken and was on it's way via delivery boy to the house that had ordered it for a lovely evening meal

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dog? Niether did she

What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

What do you call a building full of black people Jail

There are 3 types of people in this world, those who can count to potato and those who can't.

Why did the girl get robbed? Because her door was unlocked.

You know why Michael J Fox can dance like it's 1999? because he's a really good dancer.

What did Osama Bin Laden say before was captured? nothing the U.S. military slit his throat on site

If a tree falls down in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does God exist?

There was once a family of tomatoes. A daddy tomato a mommy tomato and a baby tomato. they decided one day to take a walk. but the baby was taking forever so the daddy tomato walked back STOMPED on him and yelled "CATCHUP"

roses are red violets are blue I forogt what I was doing where am I?

what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

This is not a joke

How do you make a tissue dance? Blow a little boogie in it!

What did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They didn't. She was a blind deaf-mute, there was very little she could do wrong

Some people like melon and others like soup.

roses are red. violets are violet...

"I see," said the blind man to the deaf man.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Where is the last place you would find a Mexican? In a good hiding spot that you didn't think of while trying to find him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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