A blind man walks into a bar. I mean a fence.

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Why is Obama the Antichrist? Salad.

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What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What did one Stoner say to the other? "I'm hungry, let's order pizza."

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Why was the blonde girl stupid? She had suffered sever brain damage the previous month and was still recovering.

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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A man makes a sandwich.

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How many chickens does it take for a cow to count on Tuesday? The same reason a horse got fired for seven plus one blue red green.

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What's the difference between a McDonald's and Michael Jackson? One is a fast FOOD restaurant, while the other likes having sex with little boys.

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A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

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Q. What did the atheist ask the pregnant woman? A. You gonna eat that?

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whats good about poland... fukk all

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A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

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How old are you? 20

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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my eyes hurt from what? being open too much

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What did the clitoris say to the labia? I'm from the hood, the clitoral hood.

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Chuck Norris doesn't wait in traffic, he takes the subway

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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