Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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roses are red violets are blue im a paki and you are a jew!

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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Eats shoots and leaves Pandas. If you can't figure this out then you're probably 12

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Sometimes when you drink sperm you choke

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Moralman... Seriously man, take it easy, my name is Nero, yes I play dual identities sometimes, it is only in order to convey my hidden messages to my people. I am deeply sorry to admit that those that assaulted you where indeed from my order, they have been prosecuted by the law and excluded from our order.

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What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

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Gangnam style

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Why did the fat man go to America? Because he was excited to get of work for vacation.

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Why can't Tommy ride a bike? Because Tommy is a goldfish.

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Q: What do you call the first black guy who swam in the ocean? A: Triangle.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. I have a gun. What did i do?

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Why was the woman bald? She was a Britney spears fan.

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They should introduce a filtering system on here. That way any repeated jokes, or idiots taking up a page with a copy and paste routine, could be simply erased by those who are bored with them or find them irritating. [L]

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There was once a man who went to the store and walked across a bridge and bought toothpaste and yelled at a hobo and went home and took a nap and then he went back to the park where he talked to an english teacher who told him not to use run-on sentences or she would slap him with a fish.

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What do you call a man who buys flowers, chocolates, and new jewelry for his wife? A kind, considerate husband.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

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Add William Wright on facebook Answer-www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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Your mother is so fat when she jumps she comes backs down.

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how bout that airplane foood!!!1

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