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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Personally, I'm a peaceful person. I'd let Hitler figure it out.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

Why did the old woman fall down She got shot

How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

How did the mexicans get to the United States of America? By plane.

What did the disabled child say when I hit him with my car? thunk

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Did you hear about Helen Keller's dog? Neither did she.

Why do rabbits have such a reputation for rampant reproduction? Sex feels extra good for rabbits.

once upon a time y o u m a d BIBIBIDYYEAHBIIBAIDYEAH THAT'S ALL FOLKS

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

What did the doctor say to his patient? Doctors are not allowed to give out personal information involving their patients.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What happened when the man killed a baby? He was captured by the authorities and sentenced to life in prison.

Whats worse than being a 40 year old virgin? Being a 12 year old girl in Africa who gets raped everyday to feed her family.

What did the train say at the party Thomas isn't really dumb ass

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

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