- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you get when you stand a blonde on her head? A: HORSE DICK

You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

What do you call a puppy that has been left in the cold? A puppsicle

A man adopts an orphan. He waits till the child is a teenager to tell the news. He then commits suicide as to scar the child emotionally for the rest of its life.

"I have some good news and some bad news, which do you want to hear first?" The good news. "There is no bad news." Then what's the bad news? "There is no bad news.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

Whats worst than getting raped by an old man? -Nothing, getting raped is probably the worst thing to happen to you.

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

i am and me is i

Whats brown and sticky? A stick

why was the blind man walking in circles? i dont know ask him yourself.

The Christian Bible.

On monday morning the doctor walked into a patient's room, then he walked out after a quick check up.

Why was the Chinese Man mistaken for the other Chinese Man? They were twins.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

whats worse then getting fired from your job? Getting raped by a giant gorilla with a 4 foot long penis following by being bitten by a very poisonous rattle snake and slowly dying a painful death.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor? His health was dwindling ever since he was diagnosed with pancreatic cancer several years ago and this looked like the end.

At the time my grandfather came round to visit, what was happening in Australia? A giant spider was giving birth.

Do you like impressions? Why? That's Socrates

Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple? I don't cum on an apple before I eat it.

Pinus Testicles

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish

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