Why did Sally's Ice Cream melt? Sally was on Fire

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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whats the one about not giving a crap? oh yea this one

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An 8 year old, a 9 year old, and jerry sandusky walk into a shower...

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How many times can the Frenchman cheat on his wife? I don't know.

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A African American male and a Mexican male are both in a car, who is driving? Most likely the owner or the car.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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A man rode into town on Friday and stayed a while and then left on Friday how did he manage this?

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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Where's my tractor?

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The more I learn to understand myself, the more true I am towards my values the less human I feel. The irony is, that there will always be other humans feelng the same.

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No deal, blind trust and I help you, or no friendship, and certainly no reason to help you.

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This would be racist to black people if they could read.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Coming home and discovering that your wife has drowned your kids in the bathtub

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

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a man walks in to a bar he says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey laugh" so he goes in there and makes it laugh and gets a free beer ant then the next day he goes in and says "what can i get for a free beer" the bartender says "okay but first you have to make my donkey cry" so he goes in there and makes the horse cry and the bartender says " i will give you a free beer but first tell me what you did to make my donkey laugh and cry" the man says " first to make the donkey laugh i told the donkey i had a bigger penis than him then to make him cry i showed him

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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What do you call a man named Jimmy? Jimmy

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Roses are red Violets are blue get down or i will shoot

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I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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