- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

A father walks in on his kid masturbating to pictures of horses and promptly divorces his wife.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some dreams stay dreams, But some dreams come true. Some want to be god, They want to have made us. But I want to be an astronaught, So I can explore Uranus.

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

I now pronounce you man and lion. You may now kiss the pride.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

I once saw a picture of a man who was bloodily murdered with his testicles replacing his eyes. then i had a nightmare, that was completely unrelated

what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

What did the finger say to the thumb? I'm in glove with you.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

scenario: retarded monkey upside down in a mirror question: why is jims dad fat answer: the mexican chicken is an aperadus

Let's go burn down an orphanage, what are they gonna do tell their parents?

"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Knock knock! Ding dong.

what do u say when u meet somebody new hello

i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

Why can't girls count to seventy? Trick question. Clinical research has proven that a fair amount of girls are, in fact, capable of counting from one to seventy using ordinal numbers in the Arabic numeral system.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Not having enough money to buy an apple.

Q: How does a chicken get to work? A: A chicken does not go to work. Chickens can not legally be employed for any position in any country as they are chickens, are not human, and do not posses any prerequisites required to be hired for any existing employable position.

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