What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

wanna no wats not funny........ aids

Why was Sally rolling in the grass? She was on fire.

What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

Lady wanna go out sometime? Im not lesbian girl! Im not a girl... OUCHIE!

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

Could switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? Yes.

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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