Why did the man cross the road? Because the light turned green

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

Is the boy sleeping? No, he's dead!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she no arms

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why did the surrealist go to the doctor? Knock Knock.

Q: Whats red and circular? A: A red circle

Roses are grey Violets are gray Imma dog

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts What's worse than two holocausts? Twilight

Why did the blonde laugh at the funeral? She suffers from autism, and doesn't understand when it isn't appropriate to laugh. The mourners at the funeral, understanding this problem, ignored her and carried on with the service.

When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

Roses are red Violets are blue I had sex with your mother

Why did the black man cross the road? Black people don't exist.

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Where do cows go for entertainment? Nowhere, most are slaughtered, processed, and eaten by humans.

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Why can't Johnny run? He has no legs.

what's brown and sticky? a stick.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

how do you know Newcastle are losing? its 5 past 3

If life gives you lemons, Eat them.

I would rape her

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