Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more likely you are to realize that beans aren't actually fruit. They're legumes.

Two Iranians walk into an airport They show their passports and proceed to fly to their home in Minnesota

Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Q. Why did the woman fall out of the tree? A. Cause she got laid

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

How did the gay guy greet the other gay guy? Nice to meet you.

What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

Rachel not blowing Robert.

A mexican pedophile stalks a child home. He molests him.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

Why did carly drop her groceries Carly is a cow

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

what is a present you would give a werewolves? I said... OBAMA!!! tee hee

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Oh...okay, good.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...