What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

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You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

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Knock Knock Sorry, I'm in a full body cast and can't answer the door.

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A blond walks into McDonalds. She orders and leaves.

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Why do you not play poker with a cheetah. 1. Animals can't play card games. 2. Cheetahs are carnivores. Think about it.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I live in Africa Give me water

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I see said the blind man to his deaf wife as his crippled son pushed him in his wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Dogs taste better in stews.

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why did the chicken cross the road? dunno. i wasnt there.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

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how do you confuse a blonde? shes already confused Leave.Her.Alone.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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roses are red, violets are red, a girl had her period in my garden.

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names

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Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

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What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

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what looks like a bananna but is blue a blue bananna

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What's worse than finding a worm in you apple? The holocaust.

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Q.When is a dog, not a dog? A. never

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Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

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These are some questions you should never ask on a first date: When you wipe do you throw your toilet tissue in the toilet or on a trash can? Do you smell your hands after you wipe? Do you you ever look down when you take a dump and see it come out? Have you ever picked your butt and then picked your nose with the same finger?

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Question: How did the chicken get to the other side of the road? Answer: Too find his joint.

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A man walks in on his wife blowing Bubbles. Two weeks later they are divorced.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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