- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

What is 17 meters, squared? A square.

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

Women's rights

What do Jews suck? Because they lie, steal money, and start wars.

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

I saw a bull go into a public toilet and defacitate! Bullshit!!!!!! hahahahahahahaha!

What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What rhymes with orange? Somalia.

What's dried up and smells like potatoes? Potato ships and school french fries.

I was going to post some witty jokes, but then I realized they weren't funny.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

What do you call a woman with a black eye and several cuts on her face? The police and perhaps a social help hotline. She now feels safer and more secure and will go on to lead a happy life thanks to you speaking out on her behalf.

What do you think 3 black men want when the come and knock on your car window? They just want directions.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

A man walks into a bar, sits down and the bartender comes over and asks him what he wants to drink. The man replies, "Carrot Juice."

Roses are red Violets are blue I like to slap hookers

What did the blind man say to his best friend? All i see is darkness and i want to end my life

A redundant man walked into a bar. He sat down, and unfortunately, we learn 5 minutes later that his wife died.

Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

I'm a boy... I like hamburgers... Xbox is my favorite activity.... I have a dog... My dad is cheap... He's my doctor, my dentist, and my mom... Haha get it?

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