- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the Jewish man find when he turned on his shower? A: gas

What does a gay horse eat? Carrots

You make me believe in myself, after all, it takes one to know one, I just wonder what I am, what are you?

I walked up to my friend who's a drug addict holding a can of coke. I then told said friend that I liked the smell of coke. My friend then went on to snort 27 Kilos of cocaine.

why did the clown fall off the swing because he got shot in the face

How could the teacher tell that the student was dead? logic

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

What do you call a black guy driving a Mercedes through New York? A U.S. Citizen

general tso's broccoli

fruit salad?

Why was the American patriot sad that Bin-Laden was killed? Because he wanted to take him back to America to touture him.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

knock knock Labrinth come in

The Barackness Monster

Why can't we see the wind? Because no one likes you...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. Our fast paced American society holds little value for birds of any species and this particular chicken was flattened by Ford F-150.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Realizing on your deathbed that you regret the life you've lived and hate the person you've become.

What's similar between my butthole and shampoo? They both smell good, except for by butthole.

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

A man walks into a bar. The man says,"ouch, how could I have not seen the bar."

Q: What's worse than a dead baby? A: A dead baby with diarrhea.

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

Your momma so poor, she has a hard time paying her bills.

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