Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

Some people are like Slinkies: they don't work as well as they say they will and you'll get bored of them quickly.

When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he does it the same way everybody else does.

Knock Knock… Who is there? Orange. Orange Who? Orange you glad I didn't say banana? Actually I really wish you did, because I am Hypokalemic and am about to die you asshole.

Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

What did the pregnant teenager get for her birthday? An abortion.

whats black and blue and red all over? my wife shhh!

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse doesn't respond because its a horse and cant speak or understand english and gallops out of the bar knocking over a few tables and stools.

whats it called when a pimp slaps a ho? RESPECT

Why is a budgie Because the other leg is yellow

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

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Who were the fastest readers of all time? The victims of 9/11. They went through over 87 stories in less than 2 1/2 minutes.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had Gonorrhea.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

How many people does it take to kill the president? A number

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What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Know what people hated the most? 9-11

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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