acualy is dolan

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming? Here come the elephants.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Chantelle, I loved you, but you cheated with Johnathan from Church...

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A man walks into a bar and says "ow"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

thumb_up thumb_down +1

The queen is killed on sunday there are three suspects the cheif the princess and the butler The princess' said she was getting lunch The cheif said he was making lunch The butler said je was getting the mail So who did it A: the butler they dont diliever mail on sunday

thumb_up thumb_down +1

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Roses are Grey Violets are Grey I'm Color Blind F*CK

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Whats the easiest way to kill a blonde? Shoot her

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What is yellow and corny? Corn.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Q: What can you never see in the light, but you can in the dark? A: Darkness.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what do jews like the most? money, because they're all greedy fat nosed cunts

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Some black guy grabs a white guys wallet. the black guy says " hey I think you dropped this"

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How is pinocchio's nose like a penis? They're nothing alike.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did Delaware? A coat.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Two weeks ago, my brother walked into a flea market and asked if they sold fleas. He's so silly.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

thumb_up thumb_down +1

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What did the chickens say to the other chicken Go away mother clucker

thumb_up thumb_down +1

What would Hitler say if you give him a sandwich? Thankyou!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

thumb_up thumb_down +1

How do you get to pigs in a pen? Move them.

thumb_up thumb_down +1

A Priest, Rabbi, and a Minister walk into a bar... i forgot the rest of the joke, but your mothers a whore!

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops