- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

yo mama so fat she has diabetes.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, and says nothing. Ducks are incapable of speech and therefore it would be physically impossible for a duck to say anything. Where the duck walks up to does not partake in the matter.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

Why was the woman riding a camel? Because woman aren't allowed to drive in her country therefore she rides a camel as a way to commute. The camel's name is Gregory.

how did the jewish man die He had a fatal hard attack

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

Why did the girl fall of her chair? The chair can only hold so much weight.

Penis

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

Look how far I can kick this bucket

What's long and hard? The Ap European exam that i just took.

Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

What did the Nazi put into the oven? Bread.

Who killed the ears of every human being? -Rebecca Black

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys could get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you."

What's green and looks like a red apple? A green apple

Knock knock! Who's there? Luke. Luke who? Leukemia.

Are you Drew?

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