- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

what did the fat guy say to the girl ill make fun of you because i have bigger tits than you

What crime does a tree commit in order to be sent to prison? Trees on.

Why did the boy not turn in his homework? Because his pet ate it.

2 moose sitting in a tree, suddenly there came a boat and landed in the tree next to them, then said one of the moose, he probably lives there

What did mr smith say when a student asked for math help? ok

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- What's the difference between a squirrel? - It can neither fly.

- kellen says to bill "your a fruit cake" - bill say to raj "your a gypsy" - raj says to kellen "you have gingevitis" R.I.P kellen 2012

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

was michael jackson black or white? how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie poop? the world will never know

whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Why did Paul Walker cross the road? He wasn't wearing his seatbelt.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

You Wanna hear an anti joke? Womens rights

What's brown and smelly? Poop.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist.

why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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