- Anti Joke

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

Roses are red Here's something new Violets are violet NOT F**KING BLUE

Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

When will racism end? When everyone's dead.

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Whats the difference between Steven Hawkin and Gary Glitter? Ones severely disabled and ones a paedophile.

How many chairs does it take to screw a lightbulb? One, if you have enough lube.

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there? It's me Ben. You just told me to come over. We are going jogging aren' we? Oh ya, sorry. I forgot the time. Is it cold out? Ya, it is pretty cold. You should bring a jacket. Ok, let me go get my jacket. Alright, can u grab me a water please? Ya sure. Thankyou.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How do you know that someone is polish ? They smell funny

I am nobody Nobody is perfect Therefore, I am perfect

A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

How do you give a women more freedom? Shoot her in the face with a shotgun.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's the police, they ask the questions.

I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

What's clear and wet? water

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Row row row your boat Right to KFC Put some kool-aid in your cup And toast to you and me

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious