What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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Harry Styles

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Yo momma so fat, she has hypertension, diabetes, and a higher risk of heart disease.

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Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What's 21 and pregnant? Ariana Grande

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Q: whats pink and fluffy? A: Pink fluff.

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Why did the blond girl get fired from the M&M Factory. Becouse she removed all the W's

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Roses are red, violets are blue! Damn, the florist messed up the colors again!

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what does a man with no leg say to a woman with one eye? hello. by Mad James

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gabbi nunez ;)

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Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

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Your mums a penis joke.

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A man... walks.

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whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

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If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke in anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why was the human stronger than the dog? Because the dog had four legs and a mouth and a human has 2 legs, 2 arms, and is taller. Therefore, the human has more capabilites than the dog.

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What does a person and a tree have in common? You can knock them down if you hit them repeatedly with an axe.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

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What's green and has wheels? a green car.

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