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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a jew walks into a bar and leaves at 9:00 becuase he has work in the morning.

Q. What do you tell a women with two black eyes? A. Stop pissing him off!

Roses are violets red is blue i like lizards they have fur

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

Q: Ask me if I read the terms of use before I submitted this joke. A: I didnt

if a man is alone in the forest, and there are no women around to hear him...........is he still wrong?

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

Me: Ask me if in a giraffe You: Are you a giraffe Me: no

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

You read the Terms of Service.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

But one McDonalds Happy Meal for the price of two, and receive another McDonalds Happy meal absolutley free!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread, and loaves of bread are incapable of understanding the intricacies of fly-by-wire guidance and propulsion systems.

What did Abraham Lincoln say to his slaves? Nothing, Abraham Lincoln had no slaves.

What do you call it when a woman doesn't want the child she is currently impregnated with? Abortion: a very sensitive and controversial topic.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he was to busy watching porn. And then was hit by a truck.

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