Why is the mexican navy so bad? They have insufficient funds to give to their military as they are a 2nd world country.

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What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? This is 7, if you do everything I say, 6 will live.

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Did you hear about the guy who got all of his left side cut off?! He died of blood loss and permanent damage to his vital organs.

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Is that a baby in your carriage or are you just happ..... WTF. WHERES ITS EYES!? **purges**

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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A man walks into a bar and says "ow"; he stepped on a nail sticking up through one of the floorboards. He then sues the bartender for a large sum of money because of the injury he sustained, and causes the bartender to lose everything he owns in order to pay off his debt.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What did the unicorn say when he was kicked out of the grocery store? Nothing, dodo birds dont exist

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why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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i man walks into a bar, he is found dead two days later with severe head trauma.

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What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

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Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, and the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk.

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"your momma's so fat that she died in her sleep last night," said the doctor. "There was nothing we could do."

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Q: knock knock who is there A;dunno go check

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Who threw beer on livvy barnett? Cam irwin.

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Why did Alice cross the road? Because she wasn't funny. At all. So the people on the other side of the road asked her to do so.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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