the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

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A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

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Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because seven, eight, nine.

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Man: I'm just popping out to get cigarettes (He never returns.)

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Why did the woman not make her husband a sandwich? Because he died in 9/11

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What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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Why did little Lucy climb up a tree? Cos her dad beats her.

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Why aren't 4 black people driving a red mustang? They can't afford it.

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Have You Ever Seen Stevie Wonder's New House? No.. Neither Has He.

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What does 1 black person on the moon mean? A problem. What do 2 black people on the moon mean? A problem. What does every black person on the world on the moon mean? It's still a problem.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

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The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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why did the chicken cross the road it was being chased by the man from the chicken slaughter house.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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