Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What did the blonde do when her car broke down? Made a Facebook status about then called animal control.

knock, knock come in

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

Why is Steve Jobs dead, but Bill Gates isn't? Because Bill Gates wasn't diagnosed with Pancreatic Cancer.

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A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why did it die Nothing died

Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

Why did the crocodile cross the road? It is actually highly improbable that such a large reptile would be in a residential area where such roads would exist.

What do you call a black guy and a mexican guy running down a hill? Two good friends enjoying the countryside together.

We are sorry for being so sorry, and apologize again for apologizing so much... Why wont you just let me apologize? Does this insult you? I apologize. HEY! STOP THAT! I SAID I WAS SORRY SORRY FOR BEING SORRY! FORGIVE ME PLEASE SORRY WHY ARE YOU DRAWING THAT KNIFE OUT OF THE... LISTEN I AM SORRY!!! From my book the boy that cried help too much: The help arrived and the boy was never seen again. TRIPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING! QUADRUPLE POST TO SAY SORRY FOR DOUBLE POSTING...ETC.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Apple. Apple who? Apple juice.

the doctor says to the patient " i have some good news and some bad news" the patient says well what is it dock " well the good news is your fine " the patient asked what the bad news was and the doctor said " i lied about you being fine you have aids, and testicular cancer and you have 2 days to live"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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