What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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you know whats worse than cantaloupe? no cantaloupe

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What happens when you cross a starfish with a dog? Dogs and chickens are from a different phylum, they are genetically incompatible.

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What do you get when you cross Sir Elton John with a sabertooth tiger. I don't know but you better keep it away from your ass.

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what hurts more than a stab wound? two stab wounds

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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A:Hi, do you like to blow bubbles? B:Yea... A:Hi, my names bubbles

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Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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Catholicism.

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Is your friend gay? Yeah, duh, of course he's happy.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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-Your mom worked as a prostitute and died a virgin.

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What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

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wife: why are women's feet smaller husband: so they can stand closer to the kitchen sink

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Add William Wright On Facebook Answer- www.facebook.com/public/William-Wright

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What did the toilet say when I pooped in it Nothing I just crapped in it

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

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What's funnier than my jokes? your face.

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q ggggggggggggggggg

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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