What did Helen Keller say after the Iron Maiden show? Nothing, she is a mute.

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Why do black people log onto blackpeoplemeet.com? To meet black people.

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The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

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You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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If strippers are exotic dancers then drug dealers are to exotic pharmacists.

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A black man rode down the street on a bicycle.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house..... It's ok he hasn't either.

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2 Penises

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The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

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What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

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Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

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Where did the homeless man sleep? A rather nice hotel with fluffy pilloes

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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Q:what has four legs, is green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A:a pool table

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SteVen Hawking wals into a bar

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How do you kill a Jew? The same way you kill any person. It could be gunshot, strangulation, hanging, poison etc. They are the same as every other human being, so you would kill them just like any other human being.

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Dogs

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Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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