What's worse then a bad hair day? Hattie.

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"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

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A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 raped and murdered 8.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. *No Answer* The Police then give the S.W.A.T team the signal, and bust down the door and kill 15 high profile targets issued by Liberia. The man who did not answer the door is Carlos Pedrojeuz, a serial killer, meth addict who has been a part of the sex slave trade for a decade. One might think of answering the door next time.

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yo' momma's so fat that when she saw a doctor he told her that she was overweight.

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Roses are red-ish Violets are blue-ish If it weren't for Jesus we'd all be jewish

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Let's see how many dislikes this can get!

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Davey Peterson.

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What's Brown and Sticky? A stick.

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A guy in a truck delivering furniture runs over a frog. Concerned for the frog, he pulls over and runs back to the frog and asks "Are you ok?" The frog replies "Yeah, you want to buy a cupboard?"

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Why do reindeer pull Santa's Sleigh? Because Santa won't feed them if they don't.

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Why did the dude fall? Because he tripped over a stick.

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what did bob say to joey, nothing joey's dead

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Why does snoop dogg carry around an umbrella?? ......fo drizzle

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What do you call a politician on fire? A tragic death for the American public..

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What did one prisoner on death row say to the other? Can you please clean off the seat when you're done? I'd like to die in my own urine.

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Whats worse than finding a bad anti-joke on this website? Dieing of Genital Warts

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You know whats retarted? people with down syndrome.

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