Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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An Asian fails their maths exam.

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

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whats orange, nocturnal, and hurts to the touch? The sun or an orange owl... Depends on your preference

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One game a Packers Player scored a touchdown and jumped into the stands. When everybody was touching him one girl put her hand on the inside of his thigh. He told the girl " If your hand goes a little higher you'll feel my touchdown spike."

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Bloody kids ...

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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What's funnier than the world ending? Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder in a staring contest.

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How many dead babies can you fit in my car? None, I don't allow anyone to put dead babies in my car.

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What is 0+0? 0, I am not dumb

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? Well neither has he.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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i have an apple. now suck my dick

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Snow White found a magic lamp in the middle of the forest. She rubbed it and became pregnant because the spout was a penis.

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fuzzy wuzzy was a bear fuzzy wuzzy had no hair so fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he? yes

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Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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What's black and white and red all over? Two nuns in a chainsaw fight.

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yolo mother f-uckaaaa

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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