What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

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What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

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What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he has a great career and a loving family.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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What's green has eight legs, and would kill you of it fell on you from the top of a tree? A Billiard table

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Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

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How do you stop a black guy from drowning? You take your foot off of his face

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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Your boat breaks down on the highway. How many squirrels does it take to eat a bannana? Squirrels do not eat bannanas but it would probably take a monkey 1.5 milliseconds.

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Gotta go Fast Gotta go Faster Faster Fasterfasterfaster! Moving at the speed of sound I'm the quickest hedgehog around Got ourselves a situation Start getting a new location Without any explanation On top of relaxation! Go- Go- Go- Don't blink Don't think Just Go go go go G-g-g-g-go go! Sonic, he's on the run Sonic, he's number one Sonic, he's coming next so watch out for Sonic X! Gotta go fast, gotta go faster faster faster fasterfasterfaster Go go go go go go go go go! Sooooniiiiic X!!

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Why did Kristi drop her chap-stick? Kristi was of the many children held in hostage of the Jewish heritage during the times of Hitler's wrath. At the Concentration camps they were not given the opportunity to maintain a healthy, average diet thus decreasing her body strength. No longer could Kristi hold her chap-stick - alas her frail little fingers slowly released the cylinder shaped tube and hopelessly watched it hit the ground. As it hit the ground, a cloud of dust swept over Kristi's body. At the same time Kristi was taking a big whiff of fresh air (just kidding, the air at concentration camps were not fresh - it reeked of acid) she accidentally inhaled the dirt which fled through her body and made her faint. She woke up and it was a dream, lol.

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Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

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every 60 seconds in africa a minute passes

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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What is the difference between Boyscouts and Jews? Boyscouts come home from camp.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

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knock knock who's there Scott, Scott who, Scott Rollheiser stole my joke and posted it here.

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Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

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What's a worse feeling than an upset stomach? Seeing a child getting molested and not saying anything.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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