- Anti Joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion. What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant scorpions

A man walks into a bar. He then proceeds to get severe concussion, goes to hospital and dies three days later after suffering multiple brain haemorrhages.

A policeman walks into a bar. He goes inside to greet his friend who happens to be the bartender. Another man walks into the bar. This man is a regular customer and goes to the bar almost every other night. The policeman leaves and goes back on duty.

Why was a group of children being driven away by a black man? Michael was the students bus driver, he was taking them to the zoo.

Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

why do girraffe's have long necks? because my foot is so far up all their asses that it hits their head, pushing it away from the body.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

A man goes to see his doctor and says "Doctor, I have a pain in my leg." The doctor replies "That's the least of your worries, I ran your blood test and you have AIDS."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dog stop barking. It was given a good reason to.

Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

Mitt Romney.

Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

Back when I was your age, we had to entertain ourselves with video games and TV.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What a gay guy get on his IQ test? 69

Q: Whats the biggest lie? A: The Cake...

Look how far I can kick this bucket

An Englishman, Irishman, and Jew walk into a bar. Steven Spielberg is a Jew.