Making a good analogy is like making a chocolate sundae; either way there are simply no reindeer left, and the glass of water you once had is now gone.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ....Because based on modern mathematics the shortest distance between two points is a straight line.

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How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well it doesn't matter because he got hit by a bus before he could even make it.

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troll----> hahaha---->

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george goodburn is secretly mexican

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

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Your mama's so fat.

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Knock knock Who's there? Be Be who? Be yourself

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A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

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What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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There are two muffins in an oven. The first muffin says, "Is it just me, or is it getting hot in here?". The second one says, "Hey, look! A talkin' muffin!".

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What do you call a guy and two girls are at the bottom of the ocean? A guy and two girls at the bottom of the ocean.

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What do you call a black man in the olympics? An olympian.

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The only time your mother was ever considered "hot" was at her cremation.

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How did the family of Cubans get to Florida? They flew first class from their home in upstate New York.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? An Alzheimers's patient. An Alzheimers's patient who? To get to the other side!

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A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

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WHat is worse then Fred singing and cumy condom

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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