- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the gay kid beaten to death Because he was also an outstanding racist and lived in a highly populated african american community.

Rose: Mom, why was I named Rose? Mom: Because when you were born a rose petal landed on your head. Rose: Than why is my brother named Brick? Mom: I liked the name.

What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

What did the boy with no eyes get for Christmas? Glasses

I'll give you a nickel to lick my pickle, a dime to take your time and a quarter if I can f*ck you in the ass

Your mother is a stupid bitch. For real.

im a straight dude and all the gay dudes at school make fun of me oh wait i wrote that backwards

"You know what my motto in life is?" "No" "Oh, that's a shame."

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

Why did the chicken cross the road? It would be unlikely for any entity of this time to speak English and communicate with chickens so it is improbable for one to know the answer.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did Miley Cyrus have to buy a new tour bus? The old one stopped twerking.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

What's black can run really fast and jump really high? A panther

Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

whats brown and sticky? shit

What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

I saw a shovel once.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

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