a man walks into a prostitute.

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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I am not racist., I have a black man in my family tree! He is still hanging there

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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knock knock get lost!

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Bean.

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Wanna hear a great joke? (any answer) Your dad's choice of condom.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman." She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?" A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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All your base are belong to us. Shame on you for making fun of the Japanese. They can't help their broken English sometimes. How would you like it if someone were to nitpick about every single word you typed? Yeah, bet you wouldn't like that, would you? Would it make you feel a bit more guilty to know these people suffered through a horrible earthquake and tsunami - and still managed to survive? Huh? Or that they continue to outshine most other countries in the world in the field of high-technology? Sure, maybe they DID blow up Pearl Harbor in 1941 and send us reeling into another World War. Everyone makes mistakes. Based on the past, "All your base are belong to us" seems pretty trivial now, doesn't it? Go apologize to a Japanese man right now, and never speak of this again.

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Why do we bother living when someday we will die? To reproduce and watch TV.

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knock knock. who's there myhairs myhairs who myhairs fallen out

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U mad?

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

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What is black and is good at stealing stuff? a ninja.

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What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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