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Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

whats sad about 4 black people in a cadalic fallign over a cliff? it wasnt there car

Q: What do you do when your friend tells you he murdered someone? A: Call the police.

What's worse than losing one of your socks? Being jewish during the holocaust

yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

What do you call Chuck Norris when there is a bullet inside of him? Dead.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

a boy named justin littleton made his own anti-joke......

knock knock. who's there? someone.

Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

What did the bowl of cereal say? Can I have some milk?

Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet. You're adopted.

Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

why didn't the girl like that one guy? he hurt her, hurt her real bad.

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

what did the church group do at their picnic? drink the kool aid

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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