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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a white women are having dinner at a fanncy resteraunt. The waitor asks "Who is the better tipper... I know and hands the check to the white women.

Whats green, has 4 legs and falls out a tree? A pool table

Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

What's red and smells like a rose? Bumble-bees licking honey off of a stick.

why am I writing this...im bored

You know what's better than a taco? A better taco.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

An Irishman and an Englishman are in a bar. Suddenly a wild Dragonite attacks. The Englishman promptly catches the pokemon and continues to enjoy his drink with his Irish friend.

I once met with Mahatma Gandhi and he said to me "Child, why do I walk this earth?.. What is the meaning of my living?.. Why am I alive?" and I bowed in respect of his wisdom and said "I don't know. Why do you?" and he said "I don't I'm dead."

What did the blind man say to the deaf man? Can you speak up? I cant hear you!

What did the duck say to the flag? NOTHING DUCKS CANT SPEAK or flags

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

How does a muslim make his parents proud? He gets good grades.

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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