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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

a man gets raped. -teagan doherty-

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

What's the square root of 69 Jimmy? Square root of 69 is 8 something right? Cus I've been trying to work it out oh. Jimmy! It's 8.306623863 >.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

You smell like shit

Where do snowmen keep their money? Snowmen don't have money

Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

what do you call a monkey? a monkey

What kind of a prediction is THAT?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

When crossing the river, why the old lady die? She was hit by a falling brick that fell from an airplane.

Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

what's black and blue and red all over? nothing, you're and idiot.

What's worse than kicking your dog? Eating it.

Why did the Mexican drive off a cliff Because he lost control of his vehicle which resulted in an unplanned trajectory causing his car to divert from the intended course and thus veer off the road onto the cliff

Why did the chicken cross the road? No reason.

whats long and green? weed

Why didn't Rebecca Black take the bus? Because she would have had a heart attack with all of the seat choices.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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