- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not having an apple to find a worm im

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Max

How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

Flop dog

What did the firefighter say to his crew when they put out the fire? -Let's go home

how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

i was raised in a bad family. i was the youngest and i was abused then i died three years back. then i died again and then i died again then i died again then again then i LIVED but then i died again then i died again then i died again then i died again

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 had a lot of PCP went crazy and shoved a gun down 6's throat

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

How do you get santa to stop delivering presents? Kill your parents.

Black People

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because 7 ate 9.

What is worse than getting stung by a bee? Watching your family die in a fire.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

Penal Dysfunction

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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