- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you make an anti joke? You ask a question that could have a presumably amusing answer, but make the joke less amusing by stating an obvious answer, therefore completely bamboozling the victim of the anti joke, and making you seem like a man that has a lot of common sense.

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

when a midget takes weed, does he get high or medium???

i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

Why was the black man a victim of racial prejudice? because he was black

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Knock Knock! Well come on in!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

Carlos was attempting to write anti-jokes. He sucks at writing anti-jokes.

Knock knock. Racism.

What did grandma receive for her 75th birthday? Alzheimer's.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

roses are red. violets are violet...

Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

Why 't the blonde dial 911? Because phones haven't had dials on them for at least 40 years or so. She can however punch it in on her keypad.

What is black and white and red all over? A Zebra that has been fatally maimed by a hungry lion.

what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face!

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

the man the invented it doesnt want it, the man that wants it doesnt need it, and the man the needs it doesnt know it....what is it? a coffin.

what happened to the 4 year old girl who got stuck in the freezer? She froze.

What do you call someone with no legs nor arms? Mat

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