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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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one swipe, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAH! know what i mean, Paul....are you ok?....nooo...., you know the lettuce in antarctica is pretty questionable

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

A child rides by his mother on his bicycle and says "Look Mom, no hands!" The child doesn't come back, and night falls but he has yet to come home. His mother calls the police and a search begins 2 days later. He is never found is presumed dead.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What do you call a kid with one arm and an eye-patch? Names.

Q: What do you call a half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building? A: A half-black, half-hispanic man crashing a plane full of innocent people into a building.

if life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

What's worse than people reposting the same joke all the time? The holocaust.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then I got stabbed.

If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What's worse than being a ginger? Being a soulless ginger

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

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