How many black people does it take to change a light bulb? Zero, they already stole them all.

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An asian without a future.

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What is the hardest part about rollerblading? Most commonly the balance part.

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A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

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What did the brick say to the wall? Nothing, as they are both inanimate objects that lack knowledge and the sense to speak.

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What's the best way to look 10 pounds thinner? Lose 10 pounds

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fuck in dead.

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Your Mom.

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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A Guy walks into a bar Ouch

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What got stolen from the poor boys house... Nothing, he was so poor that he couldn't even afford any thing

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What did george washington say before he and his troops crossed the delaware river? We are going to cross the delaware river. R...

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a black man and his girlfriend are in a car, who is driving? the cop

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Jesus was a good guy

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How many Babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends how hard you throw them

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What happens when a black guy roles over a speed-bump? I don't know. I have never tried it

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding! Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

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Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

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Why did the baby die? Cuz the father had a small dick.

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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