- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mate mated with my mate's mate. mated of course meaning fucked.

Psychics.

Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

What has four legs, yet it can't walk? A dead horse.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

Why'd the girl fall of her scooter? She fell into a hole and died. She was never found again. All that was left was her scooter.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

He was. I am sorry, he knows to much, this is for the well being of everyone, including yourself, he will be going down, the order has been given.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What is white and fluffy? A cotton ball.

In Soviet Russia... People Die for Voicing their Opinions

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

what did the mushroom say to the other mushroom? nothing, mushrooms can't talk

Soo if ur on a jet ski and the wheels fall off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a doghouse? Pickle.

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

What did the two doctors say to each other? We are both doctors.

An asian man and a black man were having a conversation. The asian man sneezed. The black man got SARS and he died shortly after.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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