- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you make a plumber cry? you hit him in the face

Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

What do you call a nun in a wheelchair? Virgin mobile XD

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

A blind man walks past a fish market, pauses, takes in a big sniff, and says, "Good morning ladies!" to the women walking by wearing too much perfume.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables.

A chronic hemophiliac walks into a bar. He cuts his leg and bleeds to death.

Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

What did Delaware? A coat.

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

What did Connor say to the fat man? Dude ur extremely fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had places to be

Seriously tho, too much sex? I need to know dog.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

What did the retard say to the other retard? (incoherent gibberish)

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Why did Justin Beiber fall out of a plane? Because i pushed him off

Why did the guy not pet the dog? He was allergic.

guess what my nephew said today? oh ya i forgot, hes dead..

what happens when chuck norris does a push up. he pushes himself up

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