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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar he buys a drink and says To the bartender "Put it on my bill." the duck is charged With $800.

Q: What do you call a black man's dead bodie? A: A corpse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

Womens rights.

What do you call an amazing person Good

I never asked for this.