a little violence in a relationship doesn't hurt anybody

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this is not an anti joke

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you just contradicted yourself.

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John and Mary had never met. They were like two hummingbirds who had also never met.

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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Why can't you tell Knock-Knock jokes in a Japanese farmhouse? Because your fist will go through the rice paper.

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what do you call a black man wearing a makeup? A clown

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what did bob say tothe ugly duckling? your ugly and a duckling

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Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody cause your a loser.

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Knock Knock Not Yet

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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How do you make a puppy stop barking? Throw a brick at it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Dogs in my home.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? .

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What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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Haikus are awesome, but sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the chiken cross the road? To bite a rubarb stick.

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why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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